Evangelist
Evil's Agent

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Desperation
A Rope Ends It

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The Morse Code
Here Come Dots

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Slot Machines
Cash Lost in 'em

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Animosity
Is No Amity

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Mother-in-law
Woman Hitler

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Snooze Alarms
Alas! No More Z's

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Alec Guinness
Genuine Class

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Semolina
Is No Meal

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The Public Art Galleries
Large Picture Halls, I Bet

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A Decimal Point
I'm a Dot in Place

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The Earthquakes
That Queer Shake

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Eleven plus two
Twelve plus one

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Contradiction
Accord not in it

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"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

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"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

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PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS